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"WHITENESS: THE ORIGINAL SIN"—TEMPORARILY SOLD OUT
Well, it sold faster than I had anticipated—I received my original shipment of Whiteness: The Original Sin eight days ago, and now I'm sold out. If you want a signed copy, you can still order here, but the new shipment won't arrive at the Goad Abode until December 22.
Price includes postage. PLUS: ALL COPIES ARE SIGNED.
• Whiteness: The Original Sin
• Let’s All Tell More “White People” Jokes!
• The Problem With White Guys These Days
• The Great White War
• The White Guilt Educational Complex
• The Difference Between White People and Black People
• “We’re White, We’re Male, and We Suck!”
• The White Man’s Unbearable Burden
• Dear White People: Stop Apologizing
• Laughing About White Genocide
• Where Are All the White Supremacists?
• Dividing the White
• The Suspect Said He Wanted to Kill White People
• The Greatest Anti-White Boxer of All Time
• White Slavery Denial
• Wigger, Pleeze!
• The Other White Meat
• Nonwhites Can't Be Racist Cuz My Teacher Told Me So
• Since When Are Egyptians Not White?
• Why Does Hollywood Ignore White Slavery?
• Santa Claus: Still White
• A World Without Western Civ
• Hunting the Domestic Polar Bear
• Fear of an Erudite White
• Diagnosing “Passover Syndrome” Among White Liberals
• The Browning
• 1 + 1 = You’re a Racist
• The Spooks of Hazzard
• Let’s Hope the Next Bomber is a Liberal Journalist
• Religion, Perversion, and Whiteness
• Blacks Rape Preteen Hispanic in Texas, Whites Get Blamed
• Why, Oh Why is Iowa so Iowhite?
• Give the Bigots a Pill
• The Night They Punched His Lights Out in Georgia
• Attack of the Killer Racist Peanuts
• Can't We All Just Get Post-Racial?
• The Spit-Roasting of Paula Deen
• In Defense of Neanderthals
• Softly Wiping the Chalk From the Blackboard
• Racism: The Eighth Deadly Sin
• Exiled to Racistville
• Race Is a Social Construct, So I’m a Poor Black Orphan
• Thor Losers
• Murder by Cherry-Picking
• First They Came for the Albinos
• What if Those Bikers had Been, Like, Another Color?
• A Racial Fort Sumter?
• Some Dead Bodies Are More Equal Than Others
• Of Heritage and Hate
• The Hidden Dangers of Strategically Placed Watermelons
• Mugging Me Softly
• Barking Back at Black Lives Matter
• Biting the Hand That Holds Out the Olive Branch
• Here a Nazi, There a Nazi, Everywhere a Nazi-Nazi!
• Kids Make Stupid Decisions
• Brett Kavanaugh Is a White Man
IT'S A BIG FAT BOOK, AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULDN'T BUY IT!
Keep in mind that if you order while this message is still up, I won't be able to send your book out until December 22.
MY BOOKS: GIT 'EM SIGNED WHILE THEY LAST
ANSWER Me!: All Four Issues has FINALLY arrived. This thing is a brick—each copy weighs three pounds.
For the first time in the history of our glorious and rainbow-smeared universe, ALL FOUR ISSUES of this legendary early 1990s "hate zine" are collected together in one thick, throbbing, veiny volume—including the infamous final installment, widely known as the "Rape Issue."
ANSWER Me! magazine lasted only four issues—one a year from 1991-1994. But even back then—long before PC's iron fist began strangling the culture to death in earnest—it caused what one TV report called "a firestorm of controversy." A quarter-century later, it is still considered tremendously influential. Given modern hypersensitivities, this re-release may lead to more wailing and gnashing of teeth than ever.
Among the litany of torrid scandals that erupted in the magazine's wake:
★ A line from the second issue was quoted in a note by a man who shot at the White House in 1994.
★ The third issue was not only blamed for a triple suicide, it may have had an influence on the suicide of Kurt Cobain. It also eerily foreshadowed the death of co-editor Debbie Goad, which is explained in the introductory interview.
★ The fourth issue led to an obscenity trial in Washington State, which the state ultimately lost.
This lavish anthology includes an extended interview with editor and chief author Jim Goad.
It also contains separate inserts featuring the complete "Rape Game!" with board and playing cards from Issue #4.
$30 postage-paid USA...all you foreigners, see the drop-down menu.
When ordering, send a separate AGE STATEMENT (i.e., "I am ____ years old") to my email address in a separate email. Failing to send the age statement will delay your order.
Hey, you! That's right—YOU! Do you constantly find yourself grievously offended by racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia, hatred, patriarchy, toxic masculinity, rape culture, and bigotry? When you look around, do you find nearly everything "unacceptable" and "problematic"? Do you take psychiatric medication to help you cope with all the world's injustice? Do you walk around wearing diapers on your heart all the time? Are you relentlessly seeking "safe spaces" to get away from all the "microaggressions" that life unfairly hurls at you? Do you cry when people say mean things? Do you classify anyone who disagrees with you as a "fascist," a "bigot," a "hater," a "white supremacist," and a "Nazi"? Do you believe that "hate speech" is different than "free speech"? Do you often mistake mere words for literal violence? Do you think that people should be beaten up, jailed, or even murdered for harboring or expressing "right-wing" thoughts? Have you ever chanted in public with a group of likeminded, politically motivated individuals? Do you think that anyone who disagrees with you should lose their job? Have you ever told anyone to check their privilege? Are you convinced that you're on the "right side of history"? Do you feel "oppressed" even though you've never worked an honest day in your life and still receive handouts from your parents and the government? Do you feel that "social justice" can be objectively defined and ultimately achieved? Do you think straight white males are the primary source of all human suffering throughout global history? If so...
YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM, YOU UPTIGHT, CENSORIOUS, SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE! AND YOU ARE RUINING THE WORLD WITH YOUR PSYCHOTIC WITCH-HUNTING, ENDLESS PROTESTING AND BOYCOTTING, AND MOST OF ALL YOUR ABSOLUTELY SMACKABLE LACK OF HUMOR! YOU MAKE THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS AND THE McCARTHY ERA LOOK LIKE A NICE WARM BUBBLE BATH BY COMPARISON!
In The New Church Ladies, beloved author Jim Goad uses weaponized words, violent rhetoric, debunked and discredited pseudoscience, and shocking, unforgivable hate speech to explain why the people who are always fighting "hate" are the most hateful jerkoffs on the planet...and why anyone who spends their life "shaming" others for not thinking like a perpetually miserable, microchip-implanted, ideologically clubfooted, progressive brainwashed zombie Social Justice Warrior should be ashamed of themselves.
$13 postage paid
ALL copies are SIGNED.
The classic history of poor whites in America and the media/academic complex's relentless disdain for them. Now in over its dozenth printing, this book was so influential that in the year 2016, a grand total of THREE shitty imitations of it were released by major publishers.
Available in print only, because Simon & Schuster steadfastly has ignored all requests to release a digital version.
$17.99 postage paid
ALL copies are SIGNED.
Signed copies of Jim Goad's Gigantic Book of Sex and Shit Magnet are available for order HERE.