NEW BOOK OUT SOON...I SWEAR!
The New Church Ladies
Torch Mobs For Tolerance
Hating The Haters
(In The Name Of Love)
The Tolerance That Is Only Skin Deep
How To Deal With The Brainwashed
How The Free Speech Movement Stopped Moving
Am I A Racist? Depends On What You Mean By "Racist"
The Difference Between Prejudice And Postjudice
The Other "N" Word
Why Is Multiculturalism Necessary?
Diversity = Division
Revenge: The Logical Answer To Bullying
My Brief Brush With A Hate-Crime Hoax
Land Of 1,000 Microaggressions
Arkansas Store Censors Elton John's Designer Baby!
The Importance Of Gender-Neutral Public Restrooms For Bisexual Space Aliens
It's Hard Out Here For A Dudebro
Donald Sterling Still Probably Doesn't Want To Hang Out With Black People
Suey Park, You Are A Fucking Dingbat
The World's First Transgender Insects
A Vast White-Wing Conspiracy
From Red Scare To Rainbow Scare
Bay Aryan Resistance
Criticizing PC Totalitarianism—A "90s Thing"?
The Shame Sham
Plus-Sized Cosplayer "Humiliated" At NYC Comics Convention
Skinheads Against White People
What The Hell Do You Mean By "Social Justice," Anyway?
I've Finally Realized We Live In A "Rape Culture"
Calling Someone A "Douchebag" Is Hate Speech
5 Ways To Convert Your Guy Friends Into Feminist Allies
8 Forgotten Otherkin
The 10 Most Microscopic Microaggressions Of All Time
8 Geometric Shapes You Didn't Realize Are Problematic
White Man Blames Women, Nonwhites For His Problems
I Told Myself To Stop Whitesplaining But Realized I Was Still Mansplaining
The US Postal Service Is Dominated By White Mails
Portland's White Community: Who Are They? Where Are They Going? What Do They Want From Us?
Judge Orders Hitler To Undergo Therapy
Hold My Hand And Walk Through This Unfair World With Me
Why The Fuck Are There No Gay Drivers In NASCAR?!?
Why Don't They Just Be Honest And Call It "Rapebook"?
The World's Most Racist Cereal
Sexual Justice Is Never Pleasant
This White Supremacist Fried Chicken Restaurant In Thailand Is Clearly Unacceptable
Boycott The All-White Academy Awards
I Ate A Hamburger—Should I Kill Myself?
Disgusting Fat Asshole Eats Burger, Has Heart Attack
Donald Trump's Sons Murder Innocent Animals In Cold Blood!
Brave, Beautiful Bearded Woman Says "Fuck You" To Our Sexist, Beardist Society
Fabricated Hate Crimes By The Transgendered Are Still OK!!!
Is It A Hate Crime To Make Fun Of Short People?
Drug Workers Form Coalition To Redress Grievances, End Discrimination, And Foster Employment
I Feel That You Shouldn't Tell Me How I Should Feel About My Feelings
The Social Justice Glossary
Check this page for ordering information. I decided to add a few chapters at the beginning, as well as an intro about my two decades of interacting with our friends in the social justice movement.
The wait will be worth it—I swear on your mother's life.
Also coming out this year:
ebook and audiobook versions of Shit Magnet.
ANSWER Me!: Anthology! (all four issues in one chunk for the first time)