The New Church Ladies

$13, 6 x 9, 216 pages

Chapter titles:

PART I: CRITIQUE

1. The New Church Ladies
2. Torch Mobs For Tolerance
3. Hating The Haters (In The Name Of Love)
4. The Tolerance That Is Only Skin Deep
5. How To Deal With The Brainwashed
6. How The Free Speech Movement Stopped Moving
7. Am I A Racist? Depends On What You Mean By “Racist”
8. The Difference Between Prejudice And Postjudice
9. Why Is Multiculturalism Necessary?
10. Diversity = Division
11. Revenge: The Logical Answer To Bullying
12. Land Of 1,000 Microaggressions
13. Arkansas Store Censors Elton John's Designer Baby!
14. White Man Lectures White Girls About Calling Him A “Nigga”
15. The Other “N” Word
16. The Importance Of Gender-Neutral Public Restrooms For Bisexual Space Aliens
17. It's Hard Out Here For A Dudebro
18. From Red Scare To Rainbow Scare
19. TV Star Loses 70 Pounds, Attacks His Fat Critics, And Gets His Food Show Pulled
20. Texas Cheerleader Poses For Photos With Animals She’s Killed, Gets Death Threats
21. Suey Park, You Are A Fucking Dingbat
22. Is It A Hate Crime To Make Fun Of Short People?
23. Criticizing PC Totalitarianism—A "90s Thing"?
24. The Shame Sham
25. My Brief Brush With A Hate-Crime Hoax
26. Skinheads Against White People
27. A Blizzard Of Special Snowflakes
28. Bay Aryan Resistance
29. A Vast White-Wing Conspiracy
30. A Handy Guide To Popular Social Justice Hashtags (And What They Really Mean)
31. What The Hell Do You Mean By “Social Justice,” Anyway?
32. The Social Justice Glossary

PART II: PARODY

33. I’ve Finally Realized We Live In A “Rape Culture”
34. Calling Someone A “Douchebag” Is Hate Speech
35. 5 Ways To Convert Your Guy Friends Into Feminist Allies
36. 8 Forgotten Otherkin
37. The 10 Most Microscopic Microaggressions Of All Time
38. 8 Geometric Shapes You Didn’t Realize Are Problematic
39. I Told Myself To Stop Whitesplaining But Realized I Was Still Mansplaining
40. The US Postal Service Is Dominated By White Mails
41. Judge Orders Hitler To Undergo Therapy
42. White Man Blames Women, Nonwhites For His Problems
43. Portland's White Community: Who Are They? Where Are They Going? What Do They Want From Us?
44. Life Is Unfair, And I'm Here To Change That
45. Why the Fuck Are There No Gay Drivers In NASCAR?!?
46. Why Don't They Just Be Honest And Call It "Rapebook"?
47. Fabricated Hate Crimes By The Transgendered Are Still OK!!!
48. Sexual Justice Is Never Pleasant
49. The World's Most Racist Cereal
50. This White Supremacist Fried Chicken Restaurant In Thailand Is Clearly Unacceptable
51. They're Already Misgendering The Royal Baby
52. Watermelon Oreos: A Holocaust For The Metabolism
53. I Ate a Hamburger—Should I Kill Myself?
54. Disgusting Fat Asshole Eats Burger, Has Heart Attack
55. Fat Woman's Corpse Sets Building Ablaze During Cremation
56. If You Don’t Boycott The All-White Academy Awards, You Deserve To Be Shot
57. I Feel That You Shouldn’t Tell Me How I Should Feel About My Feelings