schwarztika
Can't we all just get along?
In my tireless crusade to foster human understanding, I unveil for you the Schwarztika, pictured at left. By fusing the Star of David with the Swastika in a ying-yangy, dualism-smashing way, it reconciles two sides previously thought to be irreconcilable. As such, the Schwarztika is the ultimate anti-racist symbol and is suitable for T-shirts and lapel pins.
C'mon, all ye Germans and Jews, let's shake hands and make our new slogan "Never say, 'never again'!" Let's put aside our differences and take over the world together!
