friday the 13th
To round out Poop Week, I'm getting a high colonic today. Forty gallons of water will be blasted through my intestines, releasing the equivalent of thirty bowel movements. According to the literature, this will all be accomplished "without offensive odor and without comprising the dignity of the individual."
Wish me luck.
A friend has promised to come along and videotape it. Tell me precisely how much you'd be willing to pay to see this online.
