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06/17/2003
muslim girls turn them on, too
The photo to the left was attached, along with a stern "Ohja, je kunt hier een leuk emailadres aanmaken (heb ik ook gedaan)!" I'm guessing that "Ohja" means "Oh, yeah," and a "kunt" is a kunt everywhere, and I'm going to go out on a limb and presume that "emailadres" means "e-mail address," but the rest is Dutch to me. Despite the "Rape Issue" of ANSWER Me!, I've never done ... nor even pondered doing ... anything sexually coercive in my life. I've never even made the first move. I'm such a full-blown narcissist, I need the chick to be REALLY ... PATHOLOGICALLY ... into me before I'll even be able to sport wood for her. I've never understood how other guys can just plow ahead and lay pipe while a disgusted woman cries and protests. It's far more important to me that SHE cums even if I don't. While that may sound selfless, it's actually the highest form of egotism ... making her cum shows my power over her. But here's what appears to be a trio of US soldiers having their way with a swarthy Middle Eastern woman taking the Infidel into her mouth. I'm hoping that my Mysterious Dutch Friend wasn't trying to impugn Americans, because these Johnny Boys are just doing what every conquerer does. All pieties about fighting terrorism and no-blood-for-oil aside, this photo proves that war has always been about getting free blow jobs. +++++++++
Mere minutes ago, I received e-mail from the Netherlands, that magickal paradise of Space Cake, hookers in windows, and a government so unashamedly socialistic, it'll BUY your paintings if your art sucks so bad that no one wants it.
Coming this summer: Flash versions of the "Murder" and "Suicide" sections of ANSWER Me!