the dick that ate detroit
SUMMARY:
The savage mutilation of male infants' genitals comes back to haunt a major American city in this exciting new horror film by screenwriters Jim Goad and Shlomo Schmeckelman.
In a dumpster behind an inner-city hospital which routinely performs circumcisions, a bag of discarded foreskins mutates into a giant penis which terrorizes the city of Detroit. Citizens run fleeing for their lives as giant gobs of male ejaculate rain from the heavens.
Scientists are powerless to stop the stampeding mutant penis until a mischievous street thug, played by Gary Coleman, devises an ingenious plan using klieg lights and a giant overhead projector to broadcast the Lifetime Channel onto a backdrop of dark clouds, eventually causing the penis to go limp.
Features a cameo by Eminem as a sperm.
