mas questiones
I've been so busy cleaning lint from my belly button and sucking my own dick, I've neglected to answer your questions, you snugglebunnies.
Here goes...
Did you get my email?
I must have misplaced it.
Do we know each other?
No, and let's not start.
Merle Haggard or the Sex Pistols?
Dave Dudley and Slade.
Why does KD Lang intimidate you?
The same reason that Shemp Howard intimidates me.
Are you predisposed to fall in love with Jewish girls?
Yes, but I always catch hell down at the Klan rallies for it.
Sickest joke you've ever heard?
The most offensive is:
Q: How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
A: Nine months.
Are you a Nazi?
No, but you are for asking.
Will you read my stuff?
I won't even read your questions.
What can I say?
Not as much as I can, and not nearly as well.
Dumb or brilliant?
Dumb in personal matters, brilliant otherwise.
I didn't upset you, did I?
You couldn't if you tried.
Why can't you just tell me to fuck off?
OK, fuck off.
