orgasm during childbirth
From the expanding canon of Weird Sexual Facts You Kinda Wish Weren't True comes the revelation that some women have orgasms while giving birth.
Sex-positive, um, sex-positivist Suzie Bright claims to have climaxed as she delivered her li'l sex-positive munchkin. Ina May Gaskin, author of Spiritual Midwifery, once told an audience, "A woman can orgasm during childbirth, and most doctors don't want you to know it." I'm not sure why physicians would conceal such a fact...is there a danger that the infant-induced 'gasm is so intense, mothers would try to shoehorn their newborns back up their yoo-hoos whenever they're feeling bawdy? Granted, the smallest baby is larger than the hugest cock. I've heard large schlongs described as "big as a baby's arm," but never big as a whole baby. It makes sense...the proper angle, coupled with sufficient pushing and squeezing...FIREWORKS!
If you think this is another urban legend or yet another of my zany hoax entries, surf on over to here and read queasiness-inducing testimonies such as, "I had been told to expect a 'dogging pain,' but was unprepared for the sensation of sexual ecstasy, the voluptuous feeling of penetration," and "It was the ultimate climax."
