man shaves ass, finds cufflink
BUTTE, MT—It was just another day on the film set for Jeremiah Thunderbreast (pictured), a gay porn star and civil-rights activist on behalf of Native American causes. Then, suddenly, as he was shaving his anus in preparation for a grueling sodomy marathon under hot camera lights, he found a cufflink matted to some of his rectal hairs.
"I'd been missing that cufflink for nearly three weeks," Thunderbreast told this reporter as we huddled together in his small dressing room moments before the filming of Anal Injuns Vol. 23. "I've been looking for it ever since I was Best Man at the wedding of my brother, Cochise Thunderbreast. I guess what happened is that I was getting ready for the wedding and was running around naked after showering, and the cufflink must have fallen onto a chair or something, and I must have sat on it accidentally, and it got all tangled-up in my butt hairs."
An impromptu medical exam revealed that Thunderbreast was not injured in the mishap, although the cufflink suffered minor damage.
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Here's something I wrote about men who love to force-feed women.
