feelin' like a snuggle monster
Look at you over there. Just look at you. My, my, you're a big fat ball o' cute, ain'tcha? It's like it took a whole cute factory full of cute elves to make you. If you were any cuter, we'd have to stuff some of you in a space capsule and send it to Mars, because it'd be too much cuteness for one planet.
I wanna cover you in whipped cream and get myself a spoon. I wanna hold you to my throbbing breast like a newborn baby and make high-pitched cooing sounds at you. Who's the itsy-bitsy baby goo-goo? Who's the teeny-weeny little baby who could fit on the head of a pin and still have room to build a condo?
Let's canoodle and nuzzle and allow one another's spicy-sweet vapors to roll over our torsos, hardening our nipples and strengthening our will. Let's order out for Thai food and tip the nice brown boy a dollar.
Anybody in here besides me feel like snugglin'? Who wants a heapin' helpin' of TLC? I'm hosting an all-you-can-eat buffet of huggin', and I'm handing you a ticket to get in free.
