goad temporarily proud of injuring another woman
I got the strangest phone call this evening from a woman with whom I've shared carnal intimacy. She'd been experiencing pain in her hip area for the past month and finally saw a chiropractor when it became unbearable. After some X-rays and a rudimentary round of questions, he concluded that her displaced hip bones could have been caused by only one thing:
ROUGH sexual intercourse.
My first instinct:
Wow! I fucked her so hard, the bitch's femur popped right outta her hip socket! I'm a badass ding-dong diggity-daddy! My cock is a deadly weapon! Weeeee!
And then I was reminded of some interracial-rape story from Manhattan in the 1980s where the culprits sat in the courtroom and giggled as a forensic technician detailed all the damage their schlongs had wrought on their victim's dainty bits. I thought they were reprehensible savages then, and I feel a bit savage now.
This girl is in pain, it's my fault, and I feel HORRIBLE about it. REALLY. It's not funny, so KNOCK IT OFF. It's not a good thing to be such an awesome powerfuck that BONES get displaced. This is NOT an injury that most men WISH they could have caused.
I'm not even sure the chiropractor is right in this case. I'm only sure of my deep shame for HOPING he's right.
My cock is going back into its holster until I learn to use it safely.
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