letourned-out
It's Saturday evening and I'd write more, except I'm slammed on deadline with a piece about the super-hot teacher-student rape-love story of Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.
I'll bet you didn't know this, but Letourneau's surname means "fucks her students" in French, and "Vili Fualauu" means "big dick, long tongue" in Samoan.
Tomorrow's entry will be funny, I promise, but I don't have the time tonight to do the appropriate Photoshopping to really make it come alive.
It's raining outside for the first time in months. Nice. Wash all the dirty away...
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A five-minute promotional piece for the Shit Magnet movie, replete with sexy footage of me walking the LA streets in a wifebeater, should be finished early next week. I'll upload it when available.
