can roy horn still suck dick?
'Twas nearly a year ago that I was gallivanting around Sin City in broiling October heat when a news flash brought the fair Nevada burg to its knees: Roy Horn, one-half of gay-tigerman duo Siegfried & Roy, was nearly mauled to death by one of his presumptively homosexual giant kitty-cats. The Queen & Queen of Vegas were immediately forced to shut down their unreasonably lucrative fag-and-pony show.
Roy teetered on the brink of homosexual extinction for weeks and has emerged paralyzed, a Christopher Reeve of gay lion-tamers, his speech nearly incomprehensible, and his Porter Wagoner-looking "partner" cursing his luck.
I saw Roy tonight on some hilariously sanctimonious NBC special commemorating the mauling, and I wanted to ask him the question that the hot-shot network news jocks were too timid to pose:
Can you still suck dick, Roy?
I don't think it's an unfair question, nor an especially disrespectful one. Everyone and their mother knows that he used to suck dick, and that dick-sucking was probably very important to him, as it is to all homosexual animal trainers.
Of course, if you've ever seen more than a five-second clip of their tiger-taunting act, it's a miracle that one of these Uberkatzen didn't paw both of those poofters to death decades ago.
