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11/05/2004
huge pre-christmas BLOWOUT sale!
My mighty G4 has been coughing up blood for the past two weeks, and I haven't had much Net access. I've tried to wean myself from my online addictions by "getting back to the land." I've been taking long walks on the beach, curling up by the fireplace with a good mystery novel, and volunteering at a local soup kitchen. I've also been trying to get a handle on my storage space. Tearing through old sweaters, college textbooks, and my beloved Souvenir Alaskan Pine Cones, I stumbled across a cache of Goadiana which may titillate the more obsessive collector types out there. For ONE WEEK ONLY I am offering the following items, with PAYPAL being the only accepted payment method. It's TOO LATE to order ANSWER Me! #1, 2, and 4...you gobbled them all up within 48 hours, and my stash is gone. Those who wisely ordered them should receive copies within the week. For the rest of you, tough luck, bitches. I warned you that this shit would fly. But don't kill yourself yet...wait at least until ANSWER Me! gets reprinted early next year. And some of you who ordered #4 still need to send me an AGE STATEMENT.