everything is broken
My e-mail's working again...but suddenly I can't access the site.
Oh, wait—now I can access the site, but my e-mail doesn't work.
OK, now they're both working, but I haven't been able to upload images for a week.
I contract this web space through a friend, and he's let me have it for free during the past six months or so, ever since the server's owners threatened to boot me for all the alleged "obscene" content on here. But if my friend writes up a work order to fix whatever's wrong here, his higher-ups are alerted to the fact that this dirty, dirty site still taints their server. So we're in a bind here...if we attempt to fix anything, I may get tossed.
It appears that I haven't received a lot of your e-mails and vice-versa. Apologies for any delays or misunderstandings because of this. And PayPal has been a nightmare. Most of you have been magnanimous. Except for Eric S.—he crossed a line. His name has been indelibly entered into my Poop Book.
Otherwise, I've been hunkered down in a cold, moldy basement hurriedly finishing Jim Goad's GIGANTIC BOOK OF SEX, the book formerly known as My Muscular Ass. It's a monster...a full-color, double-sized version of the never-promised ANSWER Me! Sex Issue. For the first time in a long time, I'm actually excited about a project.
