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03/31/2005

silence the women and frighten the workers

Two great tasks face all aspiring despots, tasks fundamental to any sane society's basic functioning and prosperity. Any good man, any noble man, any man of the first order realizes that it behooves him to silence the women and frighten the workers.

Anyone who isn't a woman is aware of the need to silence them. Once free speech is permitted among the fairer sex, a cacophonous din of chicken-cackling renders all higher functioning useless, all productivity impossible. This would not be the case if women were capable of expounding upon philosophy, geometry, or world affairs, but tethered biologically to a chronic state of emotional retardation, all they can talk about is being women. And apart from the obvious worth of their wombs in generating more workers, there is nothing remotely interesting or useful about being a woman.

Once the women have been silenced, once they are lying prostrate to receive our precious bodily essences and bring forth a fresh crop of compliant workers, the next great project of the first-class man is to terrify these workers with threats of hunger, homelessness, and imprisonment. All attempts of labor to organize and rise above their naturally benighted state must be immediately smashed using the twin fists of scab labor and roving gangs of hired thugs who appreciate the wisdom of their benevolent overlords.

With the women thoroughly silenced and the workers sufficiently frightened, then, and only then, will peace and happiness shine throughout the land.

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