when did everyone start flying in kung fu movies?
I turned my head for what couldn't have been five minutes, and when I turned back around, all the actors in martial-arts films are suddenly able to fly. HOW and WHY they're all flying remains a mystery to me.
A few years ago, a run-of-the-mill chop-socky flick called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was nominated for a Best Picture Oscar for no discernible reason beyond the fact that its Kung Fu cowboys were able to climb walls and fly through the air.
A few days ago, unaware that I NEVER go to see movies, someone recommended that I plop down $8 to go sit in dried cumstains and stray popcorn kernels to catch Kung Fu Hustle.
Do they fly in it?
"What do you mean?"
You know, when they're doin' the Kung Fu—do they suddenly start flying around in the air?
"Yeah, they fly around a bit."
Yeah. Not interested. It bothers me when they fly around. How many innocent children have retardedly leapt to their deaths in imitation? Why are movie fans so stupid and conditioned that they don't even QUESTION all this flying-around anymore? Isn't that a sign of the End Times, or one of the Seven Seals of the Apocalypse—everyone will start flying around?
He said nothing. And then I left. I walked. I didn't fly. People can't fly.
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