what did you do this summer?
I had brain surgery to remove a giant benign tumor. It was fun!
I had a colonoscopy and a heart-catheter procedure. My colon is clean and my heart was revealed to be free of arterial blockage. The colon drugs knocked me out, but I really enjoyed the heart-procedure doping.
I lost 20 pounds—not all of it brain tumor—and started pumping iron again.
I began growing my hair back, although I still shave my balls.
I deliberately Swiffered my life clean of every asshole I'd tolerated for far too long.
I walked away from two paid writing gigs and an unpaid one because none of them were right for me.
I enjoyed Vladimir's company for not nearly long enough.
I yanked my active myspace profile.
I realized once again that Shannon is as solid as they come.
Her family is, too.
I witnessed my son's birth and have been a complete doting fag with him ever since.
I gave extra attention to Cookie because she's been sulking about the baby.
I finally, after over a dozen years of threats, began serious work on the Race book.
Like the gay Olympic diver who bit into his Gold Medal, I dove deep into self-imposed study about XHTML and CSS so I can make this crusty old site a lot better than it is.
What about you?
