started a new site all about quotes. Check out Quote Catalog and my quote compilation.

    More Here

      Recent search terms people have used to accidentally wind up here. All items are reprinted exactly as they had been typed:
    • • fat women getting raped in toilets
    • • can a horses penis fit inside a rectum
    • • fishy cunts licked
    • • how to make a male sex toy out of a doctor pepper bottle
    • • octopus eating tit porn
    • • scottish masturbators
    • • australian guy lifts beer with scrotum
    • • i put inside my ass hole awarm water by a pipe to clean shit is ther something wrong video
    • • my wife and i love shaving and abusing the foreskin on my small uncut penis
    • • old women losses her teeth sucking her man
    • • picture of chocolate penis ejaculating money
    • • can penis' fart
    • • women fit a basketball in her vagina
    • • does sucking dick make your lips big
    • • do bowlegged men have bigger penis
    • • man commits suicide by stooting homself up the rectum
    • • gay man with spider stuck in rectum
    • • most beer cans lifted with a scrotum
    • • Octopus in her pussy eggplant in her ass
    • • naked man fallen inside a vagina
    • • Sluts Wearing Dentures
    • • nigga nut trailer park porn
    • • e eating Loretta Switt's succulent pussy
    • • wet pussys in wheelchairs
    • • Sexwiht burros in Mexico
    • • Disgusting fat monster fucks the snit out of legless whore
    • • tupac shakur was a convicted rapist and racist
    • • why does my wind stink when i eat yoghurt
    • • can girls die from air being inserted in their vagina by a tube of cream
    • • cleaning the vagina, haiti, islam
    • • gay dudes riding wheelchairs
    • • clips of her farting air during intercourse
    • • where to meet people who have sex with animals
    • • australian women talking about their ex partners tiny dick
    • • what are pickle parks?
    • • There was a picture in the Sears catalog a long time ago of a man's penis
    • • i am a lesbian biker woman with big tits, i am looking for a lesbian biker woman with big tits who what to have lesbian sex with
    • • www. women with large sloppy
    • • women with penis fart smell
    • • girl accidentally shits during orgasm
    • • do every women pussy stank
    • • a cock in her cunt and a cock in her ass ,with two dogs sucking her tits
    • • woman gets tadpole enema
    • • women getting raped by bigfoot while camping
    • • mongolian girls with deep vaginas
    • • senior fat ladies who want there pussy licked in new jersey
    • • women in wheelchairs take monster cock
    • • can mans penis fit into a goat
    • • i am a lesbian woman with big tits,i am looking for a lesbian biker woman with big tits who what to have lesbian sex with me,and

    More Here

    editorial interns link

    Click HERE for a list of the multinational, multicultural, multiracial, multicolored, progressive, enlightened, forward-thinking, backstabbing coalition of empowered people who assist me in the creation and maintenance of this website. :: did syd barrett find my brain tumor?

    Did Syd Barrett Find My Brain Tumor?

    How the Music of Pink Floyd's Legendary Drug-Casualty Founder May Have Induced a Seizure That Ultimately Saved My Life

    I'm an epileptic. There--I've said it.

    During childhood, family members often spotted me having night seizures. My sister frequently observed my young, sleeping body kicking like a pink, hairless mule. At around age 12, when Ma chanced upon me flapping around on the bed like a sea bass on a ship's deck, my family decided it was time to have me tested.

    I remember staring at the scuffed, Wrigley's-spearmint-gum-colored hospital floors as workers fastened cold metal electrodes to my scalp. I was instructed to lie back on the starchy white sheets and shut my eyes as they began flashing the strobe. Green-and-red honeycombs spun on my closed eyelids. As I drifted off, a row of twitching pens recorded the seismic disturbances inside my head.

    The doctor who read my EEG said it showed abnormalities, but they were "within the statistical margin of error."

    After several nasty alcoholic blackouts in my late teens--and again suspecting epilepsy--I went to have a CT scan. They inserted my head in a spanking-clean, radiation-dripping white uterus as some bored doctor examined my brain one mozzarella-flavored slice at a time. Again, the test results were ambiguous.

    It had been a good 30 or 35 years since I'd had a seizure. I wasn't sure whether my brain had outgrown them or if I was merely gearing up for the Big One.


    GREEN-AND-RED STAGE-LIT HONEYCOMBS spun on Syd Barrett's face at London's UFO Club back in 1966 as the club's house band and the preeminent weirdlings of the UK's psychedelic scene, The Pink Floyd Sound, strummed ditties about intergalactic hot-rodding and demonic housecats. As lead vocalist, lead guitarist, and principal songwriter, Barrett had led his band since 1964 through various incarnations such as "The Screaming Abdabs" and "The Meggadeaths" until settling on "The Pink Floyd Sound." The moniker was a homage to two black American bluesmen, Pink Anderson and Floyd Council, which is highly ironic when you consider that Pink Floyd would become monstrously successful worldwide for playing just about the whitest music imaginable.

    It was around 1966 when Syd first dropped acid, and video clips of his inaugural trip are easily accessible on the Internet. According to some accounts, he would ply his brain with LSD every day for at least the next two years.

    And holy bleeding fucking hell, was it evident it in his music! The Pink Floyd Sound...later truncated to The Pink Floyd...before finally lopping off the "The" and becoming simply Pink Floyd...were such a raging hit in London's tripped-out club scene that by early 1967, they were recording their first album just down the hall from where The Beatles were laying down tracks for Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Pink Floyd also started releasing a string of singles--oddly, none of which appeared on their first album--which rocketed up the UK charts. Their first, "Arnold Layne," was about a panty thief and reached #20. The second, "See Emily Play," was a sweeping, whooshing, goosebump-inducing sing-along that crept all the way up to #6. Both songs had a wide, massive, ethereal sound so absolutely drug-drenched, one could conceivably have a full-blown trip just listening to it.

    But not having heard it yet, I wasn't going to take any chances. When I bought Pink Floyd's first album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, I was around 19. I went into my bedroom, placed a hit of blotter acid under my tongue, set the needle to the vinyl, and sandwiched my brain between headphones. I'm sure the LSD helped ease the way, but there has never been another album before or since that impressed me so tremendously upon my first listen.

    What a shock it was, too. I was already familiar with Pink Floyd's later, more-famous work--none of it recorded with Syd Barrett--but not one note of any of it had prepared me for such a brain-ripping, otherworldly sonic onslaught. I thought Dark Side of the Moon was the most overrated album in Earth's history, couldn't muster many feelings either way about Wish You Were Here , thought the flying pig balloons in Animals were cute (but that was about it), and was so annoyed by The Wall , I prayed for the fucking wall to collapse and kill the band members. As far as I was concerned, Pink Floyd had managed to become one of the world's biggest rock bands merely by dint of overspending on production and album-cover artwork. They didn't write catchy melodies or clever lyrics. They seemed congenitally incapable of truly rocking out. And most importantly, for a group that had purportedly staked its turf on being so "freaky" and "psychedelic" and "spacey," to my ears they churned out a lazy, jazzy, monochromatic, arrhythmic mishmash that bummed my high every time I heard them--even if I was on acid.

    But from start to finish...from the distorted announcer's voice rattling off zodiac signs that begins "Astronomy Domine" to the millions of screaming alarm clocks and brain-hammering electronic duck sounds that finish "Bike"...listening to The Piper at the Gates of Dawn was like strapping oneself into a small, nicked, badly dented carnival-ride space capsule and shooting straight toward a supernova. Even Jimi Hendrix at the top of his game, on a lobe-liquefying song such as "Third Stone from the Sun," was nowhere near as psychedelic as this.

    Syd Barrett's version of Pink Floyd would tour the UK with Hendrix late in 1967, and by that point it had become evident to everyone except Syd that his drug intake was crushing his mind. There were reports of him playing a single chord throughout an entire set...of him detuning his guitar instead of playing at all...and of him crushing pills and Brycreem, pouring the mix over his head, and letting it ooze under hot stage lights until he looked like a melted candle. By early 1968, his bandmates decided they'd had enough and replaced Syd with his childhood friend David Gilmour.

    Roger Keith "Syd" Barrett would release two solo albums in 1970: The Madcap Laughs and Barrett , and no anti-dope propaganda ever concocted by any drug-war czar could ever serve as more chilling propaganda against drug abuse. The manic, expansive energy of his work with Pink Floyd had been completely siphoned from his spine, leaving deadpan songs from a brain-dead man who sounded as if he might actually be dead. On one track from The Madcap Laughs , Syd fucks up mid-song, stops playing, yells at the producer, and then continues. What's mind-blowing is that they didn't even seem to think it was worth doing another take.

    The genius who founded Pink Floyd would eventually spend some time in a British "home for lost souls" before moving back into his mother's basement. He lived as a legendary recluse who mostly tended to his garden before finally succumbing to pancreatic cancer in 2006.

    I FORGOT ABOUT SYD BARRETT FOR DECADES, just as I didn't spend much time thinking about my childhood seizures.

    In early 2008 I began having headache symptoms that fell neatly into the category of migraines: weird "halo" visual lighting effects forming around objects, followed by nausea and vomiting.

    Almost a month to the minute before typing this, I caught a Syd Barrett documentary on cable called Crazy Diamond: The Pink Floyd and Syd Barrett Story. (Two songs on the Wish You Were Here album were about Barrett: the title track and "Shine On, You Crazy Diamond.") The film whetted my appetite to hear his music again, so being a law-abiding and peaceful citizen of our integrated and fully functional society, I went to my local record store and wasted close to a hundred dollars (because Syd's corpse needs the money) instead of spending a listless hour downloading everything for free. I snatched all the early Floyd singles, the entire Piper at the Gates of Dawn album, and even some never-before-heard Syd/Floyd rarities such as "Vegetable Man" and "Scream Thy Last Scream."

    I eagerly gorged my brain on Syd's sonic insanity for a few days until that fateful Sunday when I started to feel another migraine coming on. While listening to "Candy and a Currant Bun," I began to see little multicolored plastic chips in front of my eyes. Then I felt intensely nauseous and tried to induce vomiting, with no success.

    And that's all I remember.

    According to my intensely pregnant wife, I walked into our living room, sat on the couch next to her, looked out the window, and my eyelids began fluttering. She thought I was just goofing and asked me to stop. Then my arms and legs started flailing, I bit down on my tongue hard enough that blood was pouring out of my mouth, and I finally collapsed, stopped breathing, and turned blue. She pushed furniture out of the way, dragged me to the floor, called 911, then proceeded to administer mouth-to-mouth.

    At the hospital, they strapped my head down with leather and shoved me into a giant cold white vagina where I was absolutely unable to move or scratch myself for ten minutes at a time. It revealed a brain tumor that a doctor's assistant described as "plum-sized."

    Thankfully, the tumor was as benign as a prepubescent lamb on a bright Spring morning. They yanked it from my skull, stitched me up, and sent me home with a bunch of cool pills.

    But I don't think I'll listen to any of Syd Barrett's music again for a long, long, LONG time.

    Would you?


    Copyright © 2018 Jim Goad  ::  The World's Bravest Man

    Pick a tag team:
    Marx & Engels
    Peter & Paul
    Darwin & Nietzsche

    Current Results

    More Here