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WHITENESS: THE ORIGINAL SIN
In 50 short, sharp, incisive essays, Jim Goad examines why the idea of being white has become the modern version of the unpardonable sin. Pssst—white people. There is no shame in being white. There is only shame in ever thinking there was.$14, 5x8, 350 pages
The New Church Ladies
Jim uses weaponized words, violent rhetoric, debunked and discredited pseudoscience, and shocking, unforgivable hate speech to explain why the people who are always fighting “hate” are the most hateful jerkoffs on the planet.$13, 6x9, 216 pages
The Redneck Manifesto
A thoroughly reasoned, darkly funny, and rampagingly angry defense of America's most maligned social group -- the cultural clan variously referred to as rednecks, hillbillies, white trash, crackers, and trailer trash. Worth the cover price for the chapter on white slavery alone.$17.99, 5.5x8.5, 274 pages
JIM GOAD'S GIGANTIC BOOK OF SEX
An oversized, jaunty, glossy, full-color compendium containing over 100 articles and essays regarding biological sexual freaks, self-pleasuring, prostate massage, fellatio, nocturnal emissions, rock-star schweens, vaginal odor, shower nozzles, catfights, and blumpkins. Divided into four sections: FAKE, REAL, PERSONAL, and OPINION, all of it laid out garishly by Jim in ANSWER Me! tabloid style.$25, 8.5x11, 224 pages
Trucker Fags In Denial
Two lonely, aging, bitter male truckers go on a murderous anti-gay rampage while having sex with one another—and somehow justifying it all in their heads. Brilliantly illustrated in gruesome and hilarious detail by Jim Blanchard.,$10, 8.5x11, 32 pages
A meditation on guilt and scapegoating in the guise of an autobiography. Writing from prison, Jim covers the endless scandals in his life, both personal and professional, with an eye on how people use the concepts of guilt and “evil” as a shield to inflict damage on one another.$16.95, 6x9, 320 pages
BIG RED GOAD: TRUCK-DRIVIN' PSYCHO
A 14-song CD that lovingly covers truck-driving classics from the 1960s as well as a smattering of ancient chestnuts such as "Poor White Trash." The cover depicts what it would have looked like if Reginald Denny had kept driving during the 1992 LA riots.$10, 14-song CD