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A Freaky Kind of Love

The A-Z List of Paraphilias

Amaurophilia

People are perverts, thus there are potentially as many paraphilias as there are things in the universe. The word "paraphilia" is derived from the Greek para, meaning "beyond," and phile, meaning "love." A paraphilia, therefore, is a way-out kind of love. It is typically considered abnormal or socially deviant, and faggoty "mental-health experts" consider it an impediment to "emotionally meaningful" relationships.

According to David Rosenham and Martin Seligman, authors of Abnormal Psychology, paraphilias typically involve one of three categories:

1) Objects not usually considered sexual;

2) Sadomasochistic scenarios revolving around humiliation;

3) Sex acts forced upon the unwilling.

What follows is a list of individual paraphilias, followed by a very brief description. The list employs shorthand to avoid redundancy.

Each ellipsis ( ... ) can be replaced by the phrase "sexual arousal through an abnormal fixation on." So when you see...

NECROPHILIA ... the dead

...you are to fill in the blanks inside your tiny pinhead and read it as: "Necrophilia is sexual arousal through an abnormal fixation on the dead." Got it? Good! I love you! I fixate on your crusty toenails and masturbate to the thought of them as you read this!

A

ABASIOPHILIA ... crippled or physically impaired persons

ABLUTOPHILIA ... bathing or otherwise washing oneself

ACOUSTICOPHILIA ... sounds

ACROPHILIA ... heights

ACROTOMETOPHILIA or ACROTOMOPHILIA ... partners with amputated limbs

ADELOPHILIA ... feigning disinterest in sex

ACUCULLOPHILIA ... circumcision

AGALMATOPHILIA ... naked statues and mannequins

AGONOPHILIA ... partners who pretend they're being raped

AGORAPHILIA ... the great outdoors, especially having sex in 'em

AGREXOPHILIA ... others' knowledge of one's sex life

ALBUTOPHILIA ... water

ALGOPHILIA ... pain

ALTOCALCIPHILIA ... high heels

AMAUROPHILIA ... a partner whose sight is impaired either by darkness or a blindfold

ANASTEEMAPHILIA ... a partner whose height is significantly different than one's own

ANDROMIMETOPHILIA ... a female partner pretending to be a man

APHEPHILIA ... being touched

APOTEMNOPHILIA ... fantasizing about having a limb amputated

ARACHNEPHILIA ... spiders

ASPHYXIAPHILIA ... loss of oxygen through being strangled by oneself or one's partner

AUTAGONISTOPHILIA ... having others see one's genitals incidentally or accidentally rather than intentionally

AUTASSASSINOPHILIA ... exposing oneself to potentially fatal situations

AUTOABASIOPHILIA ... fantasizing about being crippled

AUTOASSASSINATOPHILIA ... fantasizing about being murdered

AUTOGYNEPHILIA ... crossdressing

AUTOMYSOPHILIA ... fantasizing about making oneself filthy

AUTONECROPHILIA ... fantasizing about being a corpse

AUTONEPIOPHILIA ... acting like an infant and/or being treated as one

AUTOSCOPHILIA ... observing one's body, especially the naughty bits

B

BASCULOPHILIA ... being rocked and cradled as if one was an infant

BELONEPHILIA ... pins, needles, and other sharp objects, especially being pricked by them

BIASTOPHILIA ... surprising and sexually attacking a stranger who resists

C

CANIDAEPHILIA ... dogs

CARPOPHILIA ... the feeding of fruits

CATAGELOPHILIA ... being ridiculed

CATHETEROPHILIA ... catheters and catheterization

CHOREOPHILIA ... dancing

CHREMASTISTOPHILIA ... being robbed or forced to pay blackmail money

CHRONOPHILIA ... age discrepancy between oneself and one's partner

CHRYSOPHILIA ... gold

CLAUSTROPHILIA ... being confined or trapped in a tiny space

COLPKINOPHILIA ... underdeveloped breasts

COPROLALIA ... "dirty talk"

COPROPHILIA ... touching, smelling, seeing, or eating poo-poo

COULROPHILIA ... clowns

CRUROPHILIA ... legs

CYPRINOPHILIA ... slutty women

CYPRIPAREUNIAPHILIA ... hookers

Dacryphilia

D

DACRYPHILIA ... a partner's tears and/or the sight of a partner crying

DENDROPHILIA ... trees, particularly as phallic symbols

DERMAPHILIA ... skin

DIAPHANOPHILIA ... see-through garments

DISCINCTOPHILIA ... fucking while partially clothed

DISHABILLOPHILIA ... undressing for people

DYSTYCHIPHILIA ... accidents

E

ECDYSIOPHILIA ... watching people strip

ELECTROPHILIA ... electricity

EMETOPHILIA ... puke

EPHEBOPHILIA ... teenagers

EPROCTOPHILIA ... flatulence

EROTOPHONOPHILIA ... lust killing

F

FLATUPHILIA ... the flatulence of others

FORMICOPHILIA ... crawling things, especially when they crawl over one's genitals

Gerontophilia

G

GERONTOPHILIA ... geriatrics

GLUTOPHILIA ... buttocks

GONYPHILIA ... female knees

GRAOPHILIA ... geriatric women

GYNEMIMETOPHILIA ... one's male partner impersonating a female

GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILIA ... a woman's earlobe

H

HAPTEPHILIA ... being touched

HAMARTOPHILIA ... breaking laws or committing sins

HARPAXOPHILIA ... being robbed

HEMATOPHILIA ... blood

HEBEPHILIA ... teenagers

HIEROPHILIA ... sacred objects

HIRSUTOPHILIA ... armpit hair

HODOPHILIA ... traveling

HOMICIDOPHILIA ... fantasizing about a partner or a stranger being murdered

HOMILOPHILIA ... hearing or giving lectures

HOPLOPHILIA ... weapons

HYBRISTOPHILIA ... criminals, especially violent ones

HYGROPHILIA ... bodily fluids

I

J

K

KAINOTOPHILIA ... change

KAKORRHAPHIPHILIA ... failure

KERAUNOPHILIA ... thunder and/or lightning

KINESOPHILIA ... exercise

KLEPTOPHILIA ... stealing

KLISMAPHILIA ... enemas

KNISSOPHILIA ... incense

KOPOPHILIA ... exhaustion

KOROPHILIA ... young males

Lactaphilia

L

LACTAPHILIA ... milk-producing breasts

LAVACULTOPHILIA ... staring at a person in a bathing suit

M

MACROPHILIA ... giants and/or oversized objects

MAIEUSIOPHILIA ... pregnant women, particularly those ready to drop

MAMMAGYMNOPHILIA ... tits

MECHAPHILIA ... machines

MELCRYPTOVESTIMENTAPHILIA ... black panties

MERINTHOPHILIA ... being bound

MICROPHILIA ... small things

Mixoscopic Zoophilia

MIXOSCOPIC ZOOPHILIA ... watching animals fuck

MORIAPHILIA ... telling dirty jokes

MYSOPHILIA ... filthy, soiled things

N

NANOPHILIA ... short partners

NARRATOPHILIA ... telling dirty stories

NASOPHILIA ... touching a partner's nose

NECROPEDOPHILIA ... young dead people

NECROPHILIA ... the dead

NEPIOPHILIA ... infant partner

NEOPHILIA ... new things

NORMOPHILIA ... acts considered normal

NOSOPHILIA ... a partner's terminal condition

NYCTOPHILIA ... darkness and nighttime

O

OCHLOPHILIA ... being in a crowd

OCULOPHILIA ... eyeballs

OSPHRESIOPHILIA ... odors normally thought to be unpleasant

P

PARTHENOPHILIA ... taking someone's virginity

PEDIOPHILIA ... dolls

PEDOPHILIA ... children

PHALLOPHILIA ... giant cocks

PHOBOPHILIA ... fear

PHYGEPHILIA ... escaping or being a fugitive

PICTOPHILIA ... sexual pictures or films

PILIPHILIA ... hair

PLUSHOPHILIA ... stuffed toys

PODOPHILIA ... feet

PSYCHROPHILIA ... being cold

PUBEPHILIA ... pubic hair

Puppetophilia

PUPPETOPHILIA ... blow-up dolls

PYGOPHILIA ... buttocks

Q

R

RAPTOPHILIA ... fantasies of raping someone

RHABDOPHILIA ... being beaten or whipped

S

SALIROPHILIA ... ingesting someone else's sweat or spit

SAPOPHILIA ... researching paraphilia

SARCOPHILIA ... flesh

SARMASSOPHILIA ... kneading flesh

SCATOPHILIA ... eating jizz that has been ejaculated into an ass

SIDERODROMOPHILIA ... trains

SOMNOPHILIA ... having sex with a sleeping stranger

SPECTROPHILIA ... ghosts or mirror images

STATUOPHILIA ... statues of naked people and nude mannequins

STIGMATOPHILIA ... tattoos and scarification

SYMPHOROPHILIA ... watching a disaster that one has caused

Taphephilia

T

TAPHEPHILIA ... being buried alive

TELEPHONE SCATOPHILIA or TELEPHONICOPHILIA ... making obscene phone calls to strangers

TELOPHILIA ... intercourse without foreplay

THANATOPHILIA ... death

TIMOPHILIA ... gold, money, and power

TRAUMAPHILIA or TRAUMATOPHILIA ... wounds or traumas

TRICHOPHILIA ... hair

TAPHOPHILIA or TAPHEPHILIA ... being buried alive

TRIPSOPHILIA ... being massaged

U

UROPHILIA ... all things piss-related

V

VACCINOPHILIA ... being vaccinated

VELOPHILIA ... bicycles

VICARPHILIA ... stories of other persons' exciting lives

VOMEROPHILIA ... puke

VORAREPHILIA ... cannibalizing someone or being eaten by them

W

X

XENOPHILIA ... strangers or aliens

XYROPHILIA ... blades and razors

Y

Z

ZELOPHILIA ... jealousy

ZOOPHILIA ... animals

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