If you admire and enjoy the "MISDIRECTED"
section on the home page as much as we both know you do, you're aware that a statistically disproportionate number of wayward porn surfers arrived here by searching terms related to sex with dolphins. At last count, 40 different such searches led to this site. Here are half of them:woman dies from sex with dolphin
oral sex of male dolphins
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woman violated by dolphin
naked girls and dolphins
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guy sucks dolphins dick movie
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girl dies masterbating dolphin
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dolphin makes "amorous" advances on young women
girls fuck dolphins
"dolphin penis" photo
picture naked man on dolphin
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male dolphin aggression with girl video
For the life of me, I can't figure out why dolphin sex is so disproportionately represented among search terms, but I'm telling you, it's like Jews in the entertainment industry!
I wrote an article about animal cocks that mentioned dolphins, but it also mentioned several other of God's creatures, and no one's searching for whale cock and pussy, let me tell you. It's dolphins, dolphins, dolphins. And it's not a specific
kink, either, apart from the dolphin part—as you can see from the search terms, they're getting fucked and sucked by male and female dolphins, and the dolphins are returning the favor.
Don't get me wrong—I think dolphins are cute, but I've never seen them as sexy.
Apparently, a lot of people disagree. Am I missing something?