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Annoying Names
« on: March 29, 2008, 01:12:10 PM »
We've had the "Annoying Words" thread for five frickin' years or so, but my so-far-fruitless quest to find a suitable name for Unborn Goad Son has had me stumbling upon several names I'd only wish upon a sworn enemy's spawn.

C'mon, now. We ALL have certain names that make our skin crawl and jack up the blood pressure ten points.

I'll toss two into the ring:

Cory

Cody


Very similar in construction, and I'm not sure which I loathe more. "Cory" is blander and "Cody" is more Western Fag. But I'd only give anyone either of these two names moments before killing them. That's how much I hate these names.

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Re: Annoying Names
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 01:18:59 PM »
Ever meet a SPENCER who didn't immediately strike you as nature's punching bag?

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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 02:18:05 PM »
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Ever meet a SPENCER who didn't immediately strike you as nature's punching bag?

Spencer For Hire struck me as a competent, "get it done" type of guy. Does he count?

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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 05:19:27 PM »
Scott

Todd


Both are softly innocuous enough to be reprehensible.

Worst of all...

Mark

Might as well call yourself Spot, Smudge, or Stain.

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 05:26:54 PM »
I'd think it'd be nearly impossible to be named
Sebastian
and not wind up fat, hairy, and gay.


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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 09:01:15 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2008, 08:17:56 AM »
Antony ... not Anthony , but Antony for sure.
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2008, 10:39:19 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2008, 10:40:04 AM »
Stooley Carmichael says:

99% of Garys are homosexual.  My wife & I cannot understand why this is pretty much always the case.

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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 11:02:29 AM »
Not true ... Gary Glitter mostly molests little girl toddlers.
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 11:25:06 AM »
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Not true ... Gary Glitter mostly molests little girl toddlers.


Technically, that's coz his real name is Paul Gadd. He isn't an authentic Gary. If he was a real Gary, he'd have his fist up all the little-boy poop chutes.




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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 11:26:13 AM »
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Stooley Carmichael says:

99% of Garys are homosexual.  My wife & I cannot understand why this is pretty much always the case.


Whoa... My first thought was, "Yeah, okay. Right."

Then: "I know a Gary in Portland who's... gay. And there was a Gary who owned the cafe where I worked, and he was... gay."

What manner of witchcraft is this, sir?  

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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 01:05:05 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 03:33:25 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 07:03:52 PM »
Calvin
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