After two solid years of rejection by printers both domestic and international due to its unsavory stew of hate, gore, and porn, ANSWER Me!: All Four Issues FINALLY found a print shop way, way WAY in the Far East that was willing to tackle the job.
There is no way to describe this new edition other than SUPER-ULTRA MEGA-DELUXE. It differs from all previous ANSWER Me! anthologies in the following crucial ways:
Every super-sexy hardcover glossy colorized book you order ALSO comes with the following EXTRAS:
Books will be sent wrapped in a bubble envelope encased inside a rigid cardboard mailer for maximum protection. You will receive an email with tracking number once I mail your book. If you are not completely satisfied by this product, you were born without a soul.
Every edition of ANSWER Me! sells out and becomes a collector's item far more valuable than its original cover price. Friends, you're not just buying a book—you're investing in your future. This is a limited edition. All copies signed by Jim Goad.
I do a weekly two-hour video show called HARDBALLS on a website that has been so maligned, censored, and deplatformed that it isn't even safe to type its name, because apparently the Hate Bots will intercept it in their Hate Nets and kill the link before it even reaches your inbox. I think it's still safe to phoneticize the site's name, so here goes: CEN-SORED DOT TEE VEE. Take a look around the site—you should be able to see some five-minute previews of my show as well as previews of all the other shows on there.
Yearly subscriptions are $100, but you get a massive FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS off if you use the code “GOAD” when you subscribe.
IF YOU ACT NOW, you will ALSO get a free ANSWER Me! T-shirt—a $20 value—when you email me proof that you've subscribed for a year using the “GOAD” code. (Email me and I'll explain how to provide the proof. This paragraph has already gone on for way too long.)