"Jena 6" Member Flubs Dramatic Opportunity to Make it "Jena 5"
Meet Mychal Bell. In 2006, he and
five other black Louisiana teens beat up the white teen pictured
below. I don't know the victim's name, and I don't really think
it's important. The only important thing is that he's white.
Mychal Bell was sixteen when he and his Gang O' Merry Wildin' Negroes
stomped that Louisiana white boy's mildly unkempt face. In the year
leading up to the gang assault, Bell had been convicted in juvenile
court of punching a girl and hitting a man, not to mention two acts
of vandalism. OK, so I mentioned it. In his mid-teens, he was convicted
of assaulting two others, PLUS two acts of vandalism. Lawdy knows
how many acts the young brown sprout got away with committing.
Bell was convicted by an all-white jury for the beatdown pictured
above. The 50 or so local blacks who'd been summoned to jury duty
had failed to appear because they were scratching their genitals
and eating potato chips.
Although the guy that Bell and his five friends bravely whomped
the fuck out of had absolutely nothing to do with a noose that was
allegedly hung somewhere on the local high school's premises by
an unknown person, an insanely race-paranoid nation was able to
make the 6-on-1 ratpackers into victims of racism. The gang of assailants
were dubbed The Jena 6, leading to an outpouring of evangelical
(yet entirely hypocritical and illogical) race-baiting among huge
swaths of America's black and guilty-white populations, culminating
in impassioned scenes of public bawling such as the whoop-dee-dooing
on display below by Mychal Bell's mother. I don't know her
name and absolutely refuse to check what it is. I will, instead,
insist on calling her Fantasia Bell.
This Monday, only days after being busted on an all-new shoplifting
Bell shot himself in the chest.
He couldn't even kill himself correctly.
He is now being treated for his wounds.
Word has it that he tried to take his life because he was upset
about how a racist society viewed him because he and five other
dudes beat the fuck out of a white kid because he was white.