it's good to be the king
So far, not one ex-zinester has made a successful transition to the Web.
The primary reason for this is that most zinesters weren't even successful within the Mongoloid Sandbox known as zinedom, so it's natural that they'd be greeted with the same cavernous disinterest they dealt with while xeroxing and stapling their self-expressive asswipe at Kinko's.
I used to be known as the King of Zines, a title I bore with the same pride as if I'd won the Gold Medal in the Special Olympics.
I am not yet King of the Web. It's an entirely different monster than the print medium, a fact which I'm only starting to grasp. It's a new language for me. But although I don't own much, there are two things I possess to which almost all other zinesters seem immune:
1) will
2) ability
Y'alls can talk all the shit you want.
But I still get more hits per day than you get in a lifetime.
