pre-law/pre-cum
I got into a shouting match with a short, stocky, inebriated gent in downtown Portland earlier this evening.
"You can't do anything to me!" he slurred, threatening to assault me and sue me afterward. "I'm gonna be a lawyer! I'm Pre-Law!"
"Yeah?" I countered. "And I'll pre-cum on your face!"
I love how my mind works under duress.
