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06/04/2003
not sure how to feel about this one
I await your e-mailed condolences and advice for how to handle this latest crisis.
The owner of a downtown Portland "alternative" bookstore has informed our news desk that some months back, professional succubus Courtney Love, accompanied by an entourage, breezed through his store, snapping up all the Goadiana he had to offer...Shit Magnet, The Redneck Manifesto, and the fourth issue of ANSWER Me! La Love is alleged to have told the owner that she's been a longtime fan of mine.