the girl who pooped when she came
It's been a slow news day, so I'm reaching deep into the memory banks to bring you the story of a girl I used to be, er, "intimate" with who had an involuntary habit of shitting whenever she had a particularly intense orgasm.
About a half-dozen times over the course of our "friendship," she'd emit vienna-sausage-sized pooplets after oohing and aahing and screaming my name. The first time it happened, she barked at me to leave the room, and when I tried to ask what was wrong, she barked even louder. After removing the sheets and wiping herself clean, she allowed me back into the bedroom and explained what had happened. She was, of course, mortified. I was, of course, flattered that my thrusting had led to such a total loss of her muscular control ... even the gasket around her poop chute.
I by no means intend to cause her further humiliation by revealing this. I'm pretty sure she doesn't read my website, at least not daily. I have provided no details about her besides the fact that she had a bedroom and an anus. Despite the female handicap, she was one of the better human beings I've known.
But it's still funny as fuck.
