the new button to the left
If you're observant (and why the fuck would I expect you to be?), you'll notice that there's a new button on the toolbar to the left. This button is titled board. Erection-prone, I've erected a new forum whereby a handpicked few can share of themselves with our billions of daily readers.
Note that this forum is for MEMBERS ONLY. You can look at us frolicking beneath your computer-screen glass, but you can't touch. There are many reasons for making it so snobbily exclusive, not the least of which is this shopworn equation:
the more they post = the less they have to say
It's that way all over the Net. I don't want some talentless, attention-starved crotch pimple taking up all the space here. So far, I've carefully chosen eleven apostles who I think have the verbal chops to make the Netjerk Lounge interesting. There are only a dozen of us now, and I'd like to keep it that way for a while. I can already anticipate the whiny, why-don't-you-let-me-in e-mails, and my response is, as always, "Keep a-knockin', but you can't come in." I will consider new applicants on a case-by-case basis. There are two requirements:
1) You have to dazzle me with your transcendent prose (which should eliminate most applicants)
2) You can't be someone I've had or am having sex with (which should eliminate everyone else).
