a simple plan for world peace
After much somber reflection on the world's sorry state, plus several sweaty, agonized, Gatorade-deprived hours praying in the Garden of Goadthsemane, I have concluded that there is only One True Path to Enlightenment:
We'll have to kill everyone who doesn't agree with me.
I have tried, Lo, have I tried, to persuade the dumbkopfs to see my way, but only recently have the scales fallen from my eyes—yea, only recently have I "gotten it" that if they haven't "gotten it" yet, they're never going to "get it."
They are beyond redemption. And they have caused me way, way, WAY too many fucking hassles for me to show compassion.
I am a forgiving Goad, but you can only piss on my shoelaces so many times before I get all colicky. Plus, it's hot as SHIT today, and I don't have air-conditioning.
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Another Trucker Fags is upon us, plus what people are telling me is the funniest thing I've ever written.
