i want to tell you how stupid you are
Since you are too stupid to ever realize how stupid you are, I want to tell you how stupid you are—not for your sake, since you're too stupid, but for mine, since I'm smart enough to see how stupid you are, and it would be stupid not to tell you.
You're as stupid as the aborigines who see a plane flying overhead and call it a giant silver bird. As stupid as the primitive cargo cults who find a bottlecap and believe it's a message from God. As stupid as all the cultures who were so backward, they never developed the technological weaponry to prevent their land from being overrun. As stupid as all the losers who blame "The Man" for their problems, not realizing that "The Man" became "The Man" because you were too stupid to become "The Man" yourself.
One day you'll fall from that wall, and your stupid eggshell head will crack open. And do you know what will ooze out?
Nothing.
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Here's another kinda-translation of an interview with me originally written en Français. Favorite mistranslation: "I do not smell myself near to absolutely nothing French..."
