the thought police have failed
The things you do haven't made me doubt my opinions. In fact, you've strengthened my beliefs, because when I see how you act, I realize you're everything I don't want to be.
Nothing you could ever say to me is half as witty as anything I'd say to you.
No punch you could throw will ever make me as dumb as you.
I've faced hostile crowds and haven't cowered, while you don't go anywhere without backup.
I will never respect you like you respect me in your rare honest moments.
Hurts, doesn't it?
