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01/09/2004

i'll start posting again soon, i swear

For now, here's an article on Pug Porn, yet another piece on Portland Strippers, and the new episode of Trucker Fags.

Portland's been buried in snow and ice all week. I was out shoveling snow in my lumberjack coat yesterday. I felt like a fully alive grunting macho male pig animal. Suddenly, all things were possible....