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08/05/2004
i can kick most of your asses
Here's someone who could kick both our asses until we didn't even have asses anymore. Oh yeah, I'm out of Trucker Fags again. I went to my favorite downtown alternalitfag store to pick up more preordered copies today, only to be informed that big-small distributor Last Gasp and small-big distributor Diamond have blown through their respective stashes...apparently Blanchard and I have a hit on our hands. If you ordered it more than a week ago, you should already have it, or the item is somewhere on an Official USPS Pony en route to you. If you ordered within the last week, I just placed a call directly to Fantagraphics and should have more copies early next week.
I can't kick all of your asses, but I can kick most of them. I'd reckon I could kick 90% of your asses EASY, 5% of your asses with some trouble, and flat-out get my ass kicked by the other 5%. But 95%, you have to admit, is still pretty ass-kicking.
Not much else to report except the fact that I wanted to prove to myself I could post something, however insubstantial, for two days running, plus to further illustrate the distasteful fact that I'll use any excuse to exhibit my torso.