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08/05/2004

i can kick most of your asses

I can't kick all of your asses, but I can kick most of them. I'd reckon I could kick 90% of your asses EASY, 5% of your asses with some trouble, and flat-out get my ass kicked by the other 5%. But 95%, you have to admit, is still pretty ass-kicking.

Here's someone who could kick both our asses until we didn't even have asses anymore.

Not much else to report except the fact that I wanted to prove to myself I could post something, however insubstantial, for two days running, plus to further illustrate the distasteful fact that I'll use any excuse to exhibit my torso.

Oh yeah, I'm out of Trucker Fags again. I went to my favorite downtown alternalitfag store to pick up more preordered copies today, only to be informed that big-small distributor Last Gasp and small-big distributor Diamond have blown through their respective stashes...apparently Blanchard and I have a hit on our hands. If you ordered it more than a week ago, you should already have it, or the item is somewhere on an Official USPS Pony en route to you. If you ordered within the last week, I just placed a call directly to Fantagraphics and should have more copies early next week.

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