goad walks dog, buys milkshake; financial markets remain stable
DATELINE PORTLAND, OR—As the sadistic August sun beat down upon his freshly shaven head, giving him a lobsterlike hue and an embarrassing case of skull freckles, local recently-switched-to-boxer-shorts homophobic-comic-book coffee-mug vendor Jim Goad walked his beloved female pug Cookie (pictured here with dangling eye booger) to a local coffee shop and ordered himself a Carmilla Java milkshake.
In response to this news, stock exchanges in New York, London, and Tokyo remained relatively unchanged.
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I've uploaded an mp3 of my "Celebrating the Jew" track on the Let's FIGHT! CD. It's a big file and won't be here for long.
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I'm getting complaints, mostly from people with AOL accounts, that they're having trouble accessing the site. Is anyone else having problems? Any corroborating testimonials and/or suggestions will help...then again, if you're able to read this, you're probably not having problems, so what's the point, right? It's like those "BLIND-ACCESSIBLE" signs they expect blind people to see. Just doesn't make SENSE.
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I've reached a compromise with myself: As long as I continue posting, I'm allowed to take a dozen pictures of my cock daily.
