earnestly seeking evidence of racial equality
I don't have a fax machine anymore, but if anyone out there has any evidence of racial equality, could you, like, e-mail it to me?
I'd love to see some hard, cross-referenced data which conclusively proves that genetics are entirely unrelated to measurable racial differences in physiology and intellect.
I yearn to look at spreadsheets which prove that Jews 'n' Japs aren't really smarter and that blacks are in no way better at sports.
Would you be so nice as to prove to me that your average Russian chess master and your average Maori tribesman would score equally on IQ tests if they'd only been brought up the same?
Would you kindly explain in simple English why a hardworking Asian usually achieves a lot more than a hardworking Mexican?
Racial equality is an important idea. It matters so much that many people are willing to kill you or ruin your career if you don't believe in it.
So where's the proof, people?
I really want racial equality to be a scientific verity rather than a well-meaning but possibly dangerous fantasy. I'm not joking. I want to believe in it, but I want some proof. So if you have any evidence, please e-mail me and quell my suspicions.
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