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12/22/2006
encyclopedia of race
I'm about a week or two away from sending the GIGANTIC BOOK OF SEX off to be printed, and my restless, hungry mind has already started rooting around to determine my Next Big Project. The coming year will, as already noted, see me in Australia for at least a month filming a movie, or as they say Down Under, "movieing a film." There's a strong chance I'll also be touring coast-to-coast most of the year as the opening act for an established C&W singer who has promised to lend me his band so I can belt out trucker songs in my irresistible baritone. Some of you already know who I'm talking about, and no, I won't tell anyone else until the deal is final. Since I've been threatening to publish an "Encyclopedia of Race" for a good ten years now, my instincts tell me that this should be my next Magnum Opus. I'm unsure whether I'll have the time or wherewithal to make this book into a full-blown analytical encyclopedia or merely a handy picture book of now-forbidden racist imagery. Either way, I NEED IMAGES! This is where you can help. Since this book will be printed rather than posted online, the images can't be lo-res jpgs you've swiped from some nigger-hatin' website. They need to be HIGH-QUALITY pictorial representations of racial intolerance. If you have some dusty old books around and trust me to return them, then you can mail them to me. Or scan the relevant images and send them on disk. Or email them. You'll receive at least an acknowledgment in the book and a free copy or two. LET'S GET HATIN', PEOPLE!
