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Gender Psychosis

Gender Psychosis

$17, 6x9, 365 pages

“GENDER PSYCHOSIS” is a term used to describe a formally recognized mental illness involving a society-wide break from reality where people get so demented trying to figure out what their genitals mean, NOTHING makes sense anymore.

It’s a strange new world where men need tampons, get their balls waxed, and breastfeed their kids.

Where “homophobia” is a more heinous crime than knowingly infecting someone with HIV. Where fear of being called “homophobic” leads people to pretend that Ellen Degeneres is funny.

Where women falsely accuse men of rape and justify it because of, you know, history and stuff.

Where women bark so loudly from their vaginas that everyone needs earplugs.

Where ugly men blame beautiful women for the fact that ugly men can’t get laid.

Where it is established as a scientific fact. beyond a whisper of doubt, from here to eternity, that being weird doesn’t necessarily make you sexy.

Throughout five sections spanning 80 chapters, Jim Goad mocks the reigning sexual pieties simply because they don't make a lick of sense:

THE TRANS DELUSION
Gender Psychosis • Becoming Who You Really Are Shouldn’t Be This Difficult • The Emperor’s New Body • Dangerously Sensitive • When Dads Breastfeed Their Kids • Real Men Don’t Need Tampons • Spaying the Queen’s English • Houston, We Have a Gender-Blind Public-Restroom Problem • Male Bonding at an All-Female College • Mass Cisteria • Stealing Gender From a Baby • Mamas, Don’t Let Your Theybies Grow Up To Be Cowqueers • Feminists to Trannies: Stay off our TERF • The First Transgender School Shooter? • This Drag Show Is Literally Retarded • A One-Way Street From Male to Female • The World’s First Transgender Insects • Waxing Your Balls for Social Justice

HOMOS AND LESBOS
Tiptoeing Through a Minefield of Pansy Asses • The Gay Mafia Claims Another Scalp • What the Bible Really Says About Homos • The Power of HIV-Positive Thinking • The Right to Remain Silent About Your HIV Status • Get AIDS or Kill Yourself • Misogyny Among the Gays • The Inalienable Right to Hate Fags • Jesse Jackson: Down-Low Under the Rainbow? • Gay Marriage: Who Cares? • In Search of a Gay Gene • It’s Hard to Be a Homo in Russia • Black Clouds Over the Rainbow • Africa’s Gay Problem • Huntin’ Homos in Tanzania • Is Allah an LGBT Ally? • When the Rainbow Goes Over the Cliff • Just Another Fairytale Lesbian Blogger From Damascus • Does it Matter if Hillary Clinton Is a Carpet-Muncher? • America’s Lesbian Sweetheart

RAPE PANIC!!!
The Persistence of Female Rape Fantasies • The Crying Rape Game • For Whom the Cat Calls • A Rolling Stone Gathers No Rape • PIV-Negative • America’s Rapist Dad • The Casting Crib • Let Them Eat Rape • Madonna’s Feeling Raped Again • Put on Your Rape Bra and Relax • That’s Rape in Sweden • Rape Culture...or Rape DNA?

RADICAL CUNTS
Not That Kind of Sexual Predator • When Pussies Riot • Smashing Through the Glass Coffin • Ending Gender Discrimination in Professional Sports • Female Inferiority in Sporting Events • Hallelujah, Sexism Is Back! • Hillary Clinton’s Cold, Cold Womb • Intersectional Feminist Catfights Turn Me On • Misogyny Among the Fairer Sex • Keep Your Ovaries Out of Our Wallets • The Tart Is Deceitful Above All Things • Will Feminism’s Next Wave Finally Be the One That Drowns It? • Women Against Feminism: Are These Bitches Crazy? • ¡No More Sex, We Want Road! • Women’s Strike a Huge Bust • The Barren Wombs of Smart Women

SAD MEN
Feminism As a Mating Strategy Among Beta Males • Weep Not for the Lonely Male Feminist • Smells Like Dead Junkie • Touching Yourself for Charity • Financial $lavery • Elliot Rodger Obviously Didn’t Deal Very Well With Rejection • Revolt of the Involuntary Celibates • Affirmative Action for Men Who Can’t Get Laid • I Went to See Joker and Didn’t Get Shot • Confronting the Misandropologists • Gillette’s Castration Razor • The Sin of Chivalry • The Invisible Nutsack • Our Balls, Ourselves

The Bomb Inside My Brain

The Bomb Inside My Brain

$13, 5x8, 285 pages

All heart, no politics this time around. Four dozen gut-ripping, heart-stomping, mind-stabbing essays about brain surgery, heartache, broken friendship, family alienation, drugs, religion, PTSD, and fatherhood. More raw emotion than you’re used to from the man his friends call the Iron Marshmallow. This bleedingly personal collection starts off with what Jim considers to be the best thing he ever wrote by FAR—“Ode to Bucky Goad," the harrowing life story of his deaf brother who was murdered in Paris.

Whiteness: The Original Sin

Whiteness: The Original Sin

$14, 5x8, 350 pages

In 50 short, sharp, incisive essays, Jim Goad examines why the idea of being white has become the modern version of the unpardonable sin. Pssst—white people. There is no shame in being white. There is only shame in ever thinking there was.

The New Church Ladies

The New Church Ladies

$13, 6x9, 216 pages

Jim uses weaponized words, violent rhetoric, debunked and discredited pseudoscience, and shocking, unforgivable hate speech to explain why the people who are always fighting “hate” are the most hateful jerkoffs on the planet.

The Redneck Manifesto

The Redneck Manifesto

$17.99, 5.5x8.5, 274 pages

A thoroughly reasoned, darkly funny, and rampagingly angry defense of America's most maligned social group -- the cultural clan variously referred to as rednecks, hillbillies, white trash, crackers, and trailer trash. Worth the cover price for the chapter on white slavery alone.

Jim Goad's Gigantic Book of Sex

Jim Goad's Gigantic Book of Sex

$25, 8.5x11, 224 pages

An oversized, jaunty, glossy, full-color compendium containing over 100 articles and essays regarding biological sexual freaks, self-pleasuring, prostate massage, fellatio, nocturnal emissions, rock-star schweens, vaginal odor, shower nozzles, catfights, and blumpkins. Divided into four sections: FAKE, REAL, PERSONAL, and OPINION, all of it laid out garishly by Jim in ANSWER Me! tabloid style.

Trucker Fags In Denial

Trucker Fags In Denial

$10, 8.5x11, 32 pages

Two lonely, aging, bitter male truckers go on a murderous anti-gay rampage while having sex with one another—and somehow justifying it all in their heads. Brilliantly illustrated in gruesome and hilarious detail by Jim Blanchard.

Shit Magnet

Shit Magnet

$16.95, 6x9, 320 pages

A meditation on guilt and scapegoating in the guise of an autobiography. Writing from prison, Jim covers the endless scandals in his life, both personal and professional, with an eye on how people use the concepts of guilt and “evil” as a shield to inflict damage on one another.