Wednesday, June 1, 2005
On Sunday I'm driving from Portland to a friend's house in rural Pennsylvania, where I'll station myself for the summer months as I research my new book about NASCAR. I'll be in the pit at the Pocono 500 on June 12, my birthday. I'll be zig-zagging all over the East and South well into the fall months, following the races and chasing stories. For the winter I'll probably relocate to Charlotte, NC, the Mecca of NASCAR.
I am seeking a few good souls willing to offer any of the following:
• NASCAR information
• a place to stay
• physical relief
This also applies to my cross-country jaunt commencing on Sunday. I'm heading from Portland to LA...then to a party in Death Valley...then through southern Utah...but the rest of it, all the way back to Pennsylvania, is up for grabs. Make me an offer so irresistible that I change my itinerary.
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Speaking of new books, I'm almost done laying out my GIGANTIC BOOK OF SEX. Imagine a 200-page full-color ANSWER Me! "Sex Issue" where all of the hatred had been sublimated into a REALLY hard cock. I present, for your edification:
Rage Against the Fucking Machine
The complete archives of The Jack Shack, Performance Anxiety, and My Muscular Ass.