08/27/2008: i am jim's colon...
09/19/2007: eugenics
09/15/2007: a happy day at a local playground...
09/03/2007: sometimes i don't feel so bad when an ex-friend dies
04/27/2007: atlanta: the city too busy to hate jim goad
03/27/2007: dumbest quote about the war yet
03/08/2007: i suspect i may be jewish
03/06/2007: john edwards: well, is he a faggot or not?
02/27/2007: a wee bit too late
02/19/2007: anal bleaching: the last frontier of external cosmetic enhancement
02/16/2007: dictatorship of the retarded
02/07/2007:
01/19/2007: cupid busted on sex charges
12/22/2006: encyclopedia of race
12/17/2006:
10/04/2006: for the good times...
07/12/2006: perverted justice
06/07/2006: a heat wave in my pants
04/16/2006: Roadkill Easter Sunday
02/06/2006: love...life...joy
01/06/2006: autosuck
12/23/2005: a very duffy xmas
12/01/2005:
10/26/2005: juvenile germ traps
10/21/2005: world peace NOW
09/16/2005: the first three, the second time around
09/05/2005: pugfag
08/20/2005: battle of the s&m titans
07/20/2005: 6 deadlines at once
07/03/2005: back east and lovin' life
06/01/2005: back to the tuff coast
05/25/2005: high on vicodin
05/01/2005: debbie rowe—one solid featherwood
04/29/2005: when did everyone start flying in kung fu movies?
04/29/2005: i've been working on my abs...
03/31/2005: silence the women and frighten the workers
03/11/2005: antidepressants: the big bummer
03/01/2005: in or out of my clothes, i feel sexy
02/28/2005: fat hawaiian women hate me
02/22/2005: the black man's friend
02/14/2005: tore up from the floor up
02/10/2005: my daughter's uterus
02/07/2005: my highly photogenic cock
01/07/2005: everything is broken
12/31/2004: my lifelong fear of tidal waves
12/13/2004: no longer my pals
12/08/2004: the persecuted messiah called "vanilla ice"
11/12/2004: casting ugly people
11/05/2004: huge pre-christmas BLOWOUT sale!
10/27/2004: my torso is spectacular
10/22/2004: camioneros maricas
10/09/2004: i don't mind if you beat her, but can you please do it quietly?
09/26/2004: sometimes i have jewnose, sometimes i don't
09/25/2004: i am a man of action
09/24/2004: writing for others instead of you
09/18/2004: why women, and not men, fantasize about rape
09/17/2004: weapons of mass destruction
09/16/2004: the only time i ever did heroin
09/15/2004: can roy horn still suck dick?
09/14/2004: i spent all day writing the "sweet gene" liner notes...
09/13/2004: new virus targets jerks, assholes
09/12/2004: earnestly seeking evidence of racial equality
09/11/2004: the days after 9/11
09/10/2004: the money dance
09/09/2004: goad sweeps "goadie" awards
09/08/2004: the artist formerly known as "geese"
09/07/2004: why must i pay taxes to feed your ugly, retarded child?
09/06/2004: suzy evans: murdered
09/05/2004: twirling jim goad heads!!!
09/04/2004: black women who love nazis
09/03/2004: walter goad's 8-track collection
09/02/2004: i purchase a suit and instantly feel more powerful
09/01/2004: republicans 'n' coloreds
08/31/2004: if you don't like it, you can suck my dick
08/31/2004: i'm really, really, really, really sorry i didn't post anything yesterday
08/29/2004: women and the supernatural
08/28/2004: you understand me, baby
08/27/2004: female-to-male transsexual obsessed with mick jagger
08/26/2004: lite muslims® offer hope for unified world
08/25/2004: wondering whether i'm crazy
08/24/2004: sorry, god, for complaining about the heat wave
08/23/2004: tits are for kids
08/22/2004: nazis, jews mend ways during spirited game of "street hoops"
08/21/2004: letourned-out
08/20/2004: sometimes i want to push old people and cripples out of my way
08/19/2004: women: the hidden molesters
08/18/2004: i catch my penis in a zipper and realize it's a big world out there
08/17/2004: negrowth
08/16/2004: goad temporarily proud of injuring another woman
08/15/2004: i spent most of the day on my flash lessons
08/14/2004: goad walks dog, buys milkshake; financial markets remain stable
08/13/2004: upset about yesterday's photo, goad opts for "more-attractive" headshot
08/12/2004: responding to hot weather, goad decides to bathe
08/11/2004: who the hell in portland has checked my site 15 times today?
08/10/2004: i love my jim goad mannequin
08/09/2004: it was 100 degrees in portland today
08/08/2004: fumigators tackle house infested with semites
08/07/2004: "nigger-scaring" category added to famous dog show
08/06/2004: dog licks goad’s head; world peace seen on horizon
08/05/2004: i can kick most of your asses
08/04/2004: what i MEANT to say was...
07/23/2004: it was 103 degrees in portland today
07/15/2004: taking off my shirt and offering an apology
05/28/2004: the fags have arrived
05/02/2004: truckers and rubbers
04/21/2004: jim goad is...
04/05/2004: headed for los angeles
03/09/2004: eek-a-menstrual juices
03/01/2004: over-entertained
02/04/2004: cumming often, coming soon
01/09/2004: i'll start posting again soon, i swear
11/28/2003:
and you wonder why there haven't been any updates in a few days11/23/2003: stay away from that brown sugar
11/22/2003: ain't a darn thing wrong with bein' cozy
11/21/2003: nothing happened today
11/20/2003: feelin' like a snuggle monster
11/19/2003: waiting for the big one
11/18/2003: oppression, like, really sucks
11/17/2003: miracles
11/16/2003: the double
11/15/2003: don't eat mexican food
11/14/2003: not the only one having a bad day
11/13/2003: put on a happy face
11/12/2003: too pukey to be pithy
11/11/2003: man shaves ass, finds cufflink
11/10/2003: laughing at the demolition derby
11/09/2003: something has to give
11/08/2003: the human-being eraser
11/07/2003: my father's eulogy
11/06/2003: he's lost that livin' feelin'
11/05/2003: jim, jack, & bill
11/04/2003: hibernation season
11/03/2003: jemima & butterworth plan boycott of white people's pancakes
11/02/2003: gizzards: the latest in body modification
11/01/2003: rating the democratic candidates
10/31/2003: poisoned halloween candy
10/30/2003: my beliefs
10/29/2003: hush your mouth
10/28/2003: such a bad mood
10/27/2003: 99%
10/26/2003: animals in costumes
10/25/2003: enter the g4
10/24/2003: the worst way to go
10/23/2003: free as a bird now
10/20/2003: i missed the stag party
10/19/2003: in defense of black-on-black crime
10/18/2003: rectums and hot sauce
10/17/2003: so who's the asshole?
10/16/2003: love and skiing
10/15/2003: diagnosing my mystery illness
10/14/2003: i hope it isn't polio
10/13/2003: bin laden resurfaces in popular rock band
10/12/2003: women's sports: for lesbians only?
10/11/2003: the "spanegro," and why i fear it
10/11/2003: pull the trigger, quentin
10/10/2003: sex predators sell ice cream, pay debt to society
10/09/2003: the boss jerks off
10/07/2003: meadows of sand and glass
10/06/2003: at least you don't have to stare at a scrotum now
10/01/2003: reclaiming the scrotum
09/30/2003: stud priests: catholicism's only hope
09/30/2003: alive and insane
09/28/2003: asian man dates black woman
09/27/2003: better to be loved or feared?
09/26/2003: feeding the nutria
09/25/2003: fewer men in ponytails
09/23/2003: the future of television
09/22/2003: hard, hard traveling man
09/21/2003: today's horoscope: you're stupid
09/20/2003: bush, not gore
09/19/2003: ass-blasted
09/18/2003: HIV cartoon character debuts to mixed reviews
09/17/2003: mona lisa—one ugly bitch
09/16/2003: please stop my funeral
09/15/2003: where the turf is real
09/14/2003: a fistful of smiles
09/13/2003: madman of the catskills
09/12/2003: the meanie
09/11/2003: the healing power of dreams
09/10/2003: goadin' odin
09/09/2003: the other side of the bars
09/08/2003: cookie becomes a woman
09/07/2003: california: white nazi vs. brown nazi
09/06/2003: a nation on medication
09/05/2003: will someone please fuck my dog?
09/04/2003: the body of christ
09/03/2003: a few more gumball machines
09/02/2003: baseball team feels guilty for winning championship
09/01/2003: the death of summer
08/31/2003: goad on the road ... epilogue
08/30/2003: goad on the road ... days 2 and 3
08/28/2003: goad on the road ... day 1
08/27/2003: bisexual by necessity
08/26/2003: israeli missile strikes arab comedian
08/25/2003: shanks for the memories
08/24/2003: a simple complaint
08/23/2003: just another weblog entry
08/22/2003: people with red noses
08/21/2003: orgasm during childbirth
08/20/2003: the things mom warned me about
08/19/2003: reparations that make sense
08/18/2003: sterilize the illiterate
08/17/2003: jazz, my azz
08/16/2003: monsters from the deep
08/15/2003: i'm sorry
08/14/2003: low-rise diapers take infant market by storm
08/13/2003: veins pickled with sadness
08/12/2003: trustafarian vibration
08/11/2003: confessions of a somewhat-reformed nose-picker
08/10/2003: hipsters and their commie t-shirts
08/09/2003: where have all the injuns gone?
08/08/2003: general criticisms of my critics
08/07/2003: gods and animals
08/06/2003: the thought police have failed
08/05/2003: anal-impregnation procedure provides hope for gay couples
08/04/2003: i want to tell you how stupid you are
08/03/2003: chronic suicide
08/02/2003: marriage vs. prison
08/01/2003: i can't touch my toes
07/31/2003: canine intelligence tests ruled "culturally biased"
07/30/2003: a simple plan for world peace
07/29/2003: the irresistible charm of victimhood
07/28/2003: bug on a windshield
07/27/2003: another man's underwear
07/26/2003: the unlikely leftist
07/25/2003: pimps up, wife-beaters down
07/24/2003: vive le racist gender subordinator
07/23/2003: no sleep 'til greenland
07/22/2003: the earth will save itself
07/21/2003: in praise of mature women
07/20/2003: let's beat the british...again
07/19/2003: the well-tempered terrorist
07/18/2003: serial dog-killer loose in portland
07/17/2003: for a good time
07/16/2003: baa-baa, billy goad
07/15/2003: the lounge is working again...
07/14/2003: true stories of dumb women
07/13/2003: bad, bad white man
07/12/2003: blissfully ignorant of current events
07/11/2003: mas questiones
07/10/2003: death of a badass
07/09/2003: coffee table books about coffee tables
07/08/2003: incarceration as cosmetic enhancement
07/07/2003: the slut, reconsidered
07/06/2003: goad-eo at the rodeo
07/05/2003: the bogeyman will get you
07/04/2003: the dick that ate detroit
07/03/2003: weird facts about july 4th
07/02/2003: stress-free chickens
07/01/2003: hope i die before i forget to shower
06/30/2003: the bitches of burnside
06/29/2003: men in shorts
06/28/2003: so hot, even the fleas are sleeping
06/27/2003: god said knock you out!
06/26/2003: beat your boyfriend
06/25/2003: satan is a punk-ass bitch
06/24/2003: the new button to the left
06/23/2003: alcohol is for the retarded
06/22/2003: how big is it?
06/21/2003: bitch betta have my money!
06/20/2003: who wants to know?
06/19/2003: i don't drink or smoke ... but you probably do
06/18/2003: i need a car
06/17/2003: muslim girls turn them on, too
06/16/2003: to this day, i can't eat armadillo
06/15/2003: racist pets i've known
06/14/2003: a new poll
06/13/2003: friday the 13th
06/12/2003: it's my birthday—send me money
06/11/2003: hell hath no fury
06/10/2003: the vanishing hickey
06/09/2003: the girl who pooped when she came
06/08/2003: accenting the wrong syllable
06/07/2003: rave on, it's a crazy feelin'
06/06/2003: leave martha stewart alone
06/05/2003: chomo rockers rule OK
06/05/2003: how to tell if someone's your friend
06/04/2003: not sure how to feel about this one
06/04/2003: pre-law/pre-cum
06/03/2003: equality is nowheresville
06/02/2003: didja miss me?
06/01/2003: a stove should only be a place to cook dinner
05/31/2003: it's good to be the king
05/30/2003: addict
05/29/2003: is this where all the homos hang out?
05/28/2003: schwarztika
05/27/2003: busta spooges on my couch
05/27/2003: down in the cgi-bin
05/26/2003: black-eyed logo
05/26/2003: sometimes, i just don't know what i'm doing
05/25/2003: promises
05/24/2003: funny anti-domestic-violence TV ads
05/23/2003: ice cream v. pussy